生活大爆炸第六季第15集经典的台词

See if this sounds familiar. You pay $15 to park, you stand on the sidewalk for an hour before you break down and give the bouncer $20 to let you in. You push your way to the bar where you drink an $18 cosmopolitan while you stare at a pretty girl and imagine your perfect life together, your children, your grandchildren. Meanwhile, she leaves with a guy who claims he wrote Beverly Hills Chihuahua . Then you give up on anybody loving you, go to Marie Callender's and buy a pie that you eat in your car right in the parking lot. --The Big Bang Theory Season 3
告诉我这个场景你是否似曾相识。你花了15块停车费，然后站在人行道上犹豫一个小时，直到你忍不住，然后给了门卫20块门票费，让你进去。你努力挤到吧台，喝杯18块的大都会鸡尾酒，然后盯着一个美女，在脑海中幻想你们一起的美好人生，幻想你们的孩子，孙子。然后看着她被自称是电影《比佛利拜金狗》编剧的男人给泡走，然后你就自暴自弃，跑去连锁店买了一个派，然后回到停车场，在车上默默吃掉它。