一个女生用C语言写的爱情函数

result love(boy, girl)

{

if ( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )

{

boy.set(nothing);

return girl.嫁给(boy);

}

else if ( girl.愿意等() )

{

while( ! (boy.赚钱 ＞ 100,000 and girl.感情 ＞ 8 ) )

{

for ( day=1; day ＜=365; day++)

{

if ( day == 情人节 )

if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )

girl.感情++;

else

girl.感情--;

if( day == girl.生日)

if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )

girl.感情++;

else

girl.感情--;

boy.拼命赚钱();

if( girl.耐心 == 0 && girl.有其它追求者)

{

girl.goto( another_boy);

boy.郁闷中();

boy.天天到军坛灌水();

return 没有结果;

}

}

}

try

{

girl.要男友买房();

girl.要男友买车();

girl.每天逛专卖店();

if ( boy.有房() && boy.有车() )

{

girl.去澳洲旅游(boy);

girl.到英国威斯敏斯结婚(boy);

girl.嫁给(boy);

boy.没日没夜挣钱();

}

}

catch()

{

girl.byebye(boy);

boy.郁闷中();

boy.天天到天涯灌水();

return girl.broadcast(“这个男人真小气“);

}

return girl.每天逛专卖店();

}

return girl.goto( another_boy);

}