Boston Legal 第一季精彩对白

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Sharpton第一次出场：
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I have standing as an American citizen speaking upon a civil rights violation.
I am standing as Bobby kennedy was standing on the steps of the courthouse in Alabama.
She just can't play Annie.
You may think this is a small matter, but this is no small matter.
This child is being denied the right to play an american icon
because she doesn't match the description.
Those descriptions were crafted 50 years ago.
We supposed to be in a different day.
You talk about racial equality, how we're making progress.
The problem with that progress is it's always a day away.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, you love that because it's always a day away.
I'm here to stick out my chin today, today.
Give us an African-american spider-man.
Give us a black that can run faster than a speeding bullet and leap over tall buildings in a single bound.
Not tomorrow, today. Today. The sun needs to come out today, not tomorrow, your honor.
God almighty, give the American people a black orphan Annie.

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Sharpton第二次出场：
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Sorry I'm late, judge, I'll make this quick.

The image of Santa claus has been crafted for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years.
We're supposed to be in a different day.
Give the world a black Santa claus.
Let the people have an African American come down the chimney bearing joy and good will.

The prejudice against gay people must stop.
We all say we're for gay rights, we all say we accept homosexuality.
But give a gay man a hug, Let the bells of tolerance ring out this Christmas.
Let people open their minds as they open their presents underneath the tree.
We need your mind, judge, today.
Let the gay man be my brother, be your brother, be the school teacher, be the construction worker.
Give the world a gay Santa claus, god almighty, god almighty, god almighty.
Leave out the cookies and the milk this Christmas eve for a holly jolly homosexual, god almighty.

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alan帮denny向法官求情片段
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You're leaving out the most important factor, your honor.
- Which is? The Red sox.
For years, many years, they have, at one time or another, made each and every one of us insane.
Last October, when they lost the seventh game to the Yankees, crime went up in this city.
It's already been predicted we'll have a flood of August babies next year from celebration-induced pregnancies.
The Red sox make us lose ourselves, and in the wake of that team giving us what our hearts have yearned for all our lives, our parents and grandparents' lives, we have fallen victim to a delirium that makes us believe anything, anything is possible, including, but not limited to, the notion that god put a fetching one-legged woman in this man's path to commemorate the end of a wretched, horrid curse.