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zz自水木，作者vv Dear Sir/Madam,
I would like to apply for the position of your wife or out-house wife. With my education background and my work experience, I believe I could make a valuable contribution to your family. I will be available for employment at any time.
I've obtained my Master Degree of Environmental Engineering from Tsinghua University in July of 2002 and had 8 years related family experience. In the past times, I've worked as wife, girl friend, third-party woman and proven expertise in:
Be competent for housework and sexual intercourse
Management of community property
Treatment of the poor family relationship
Provide technical support for family expansion
Fluent English in speaking, reading, writing and translation
Strictness, organized, good team spirit, capacity to work in a new environment
Strong analytical skills and good communication skills
I believe that the combination of my knowledge and experience is well-suited to the position you described. I have enclosed a copy of my resume with additional information about my qualifications. I am still looking forward to a talk with you or your recruiting team to elaborate on my background and provide you with strong references if required. I can be reached at (86-10) 1368-123-0552.
Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to receiving your reply.
Sincerely,
vv
2007.6