Flow Chart for Project Decision Making

6 Phases of a Project

Enthusiasm

Disillusionment

Panic

A Search for the Guilty

The Punishment of the Innocent

Praise and Honor for the Non-Participants

Flow Chart for Project Decision Making

+---------+
|  START  |
+---------+
|
V
YES       +------------+      NO
+---------------|  DOES THE  |---------------+
|               | DAMN THING |               |
V               |    WORK?   |               V
+------------+        +------------+        +--------------+  NO
| DON'T FUCK |                              | DID YOU FUCK |-----+
| WITH IT    |                              |   WITH IT?   |     |
+------------+                              +--------------+     |
|                                            |             |
|                                            | YES         |
|                                            V             |
|  +------+     +-------------+       +---------------+    |
|  | HIDE |  NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMBSHIT! |    |
|  |  IT  |<----|    KNOW?    |       +---------------+    |
|  +------+     +-------------+                            |
|      |               |                                   |
|      |               V                                   |
|      |        +-------------+       +-------------+      |
|      |        |   YOU POOR  |  YES  |  WILL YOU   |      |
|      |        |   BASTARD   |<------| CATCH HELL? |<-----+
|      |        +-------------+       +-------------+
|      |               |                     |
|      |               |                     | NO
|      |               V                     V
|      V        +-------------+       +------------+
+-------------->|    STOP     |<------| SHITCAN IT |
+-------------+       +------------+

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