[Funny story]Funny story in the English class

Always ,I am afraid of have English class ,because i think it is very boring .But the English Training in our company is very interesting .

Because I have an interesting english teacher ,very handsome and humour.

Once ,he told us a funny story :

One day ,I met a pretty girl in the subway .So I want find a chance to talk with her.Surprising ,when I got off the subway ,she got off also .So I followed her for some distance and give her a small piece of paper ,write" Can I make a friends with you ,this is my MP No." Then I walk ahead .

Ten minutes later ,When I walked into a tall building for one of my business class ,some thing got me so surprise .It is really unbelievable!

That girl is sit in the English class room . She is one of my students .

Oh, my god !

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Today ,the teacher tell us another funny story .

I like a girl who is my neighbor at my 23 years old .The girl is about 4-5 years older than me .One day we stay together in a car ,watching a movie Named" Titanic" .That girl was moved by that movie ,so she caught hold of my hand ,But a very terrible thing happed .A dog run to my car ,So I drive the car slowly.But the airflow attract the dog .I try to get out of it .But after a minus ,the dog was killed by my car .Oh I was terrible!

How do you think about the girl's reaction ? Will her feel sorry ?

You will never imaging it ,She laugh ,say that it was the most funny things that I have seen !