SQL query and I Wrote Code

Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style
Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out. We have already, right ThinkGeek? 'Yes ThinkGeek, we have already'.

Black tshirt with the following SQL query written in white on front "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0". Unfortunately, zero rows are then returned....uh oh. And hey! there is no freakin semi-colon at the end of this query because not everybody under the sun uses the same database with the same console/shell - and there is more than one way to skin a cat. Umkay? Umkay.



Yoohoo, remember me? The one that does all the work?

Go ahead, tell it like it is. Make users think a little about all that you do for them-all that stuff that "just happens" when they're using their laptops, online or off. In a perfect world, they'd be incredibly grateful for your work. In the real world, most of the time they don't even think about it. So, maybe it's time for a little reminder.