words and expressions from friends

We're going in

Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.

Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

What's that curry taste

The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?

Nothing! It's an expression.

chubby

Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

Well, y'know, these people are pros.

Must pee. (Goes to pee.)

Me either...

tanned

My maid of honour, Mindy?!

Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.

Oh! Well, um.. (Grabs his forehand) You've got plugs!

Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.

Spit.

He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!